[lfjokes] A True Golf Pro...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 Tiger Woods drives his huge Volvo into a garage in Cork, on his tour of Ireland.

The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Cork manner, unawares as
to who the golf pro.  is....  Top of the morning to you etc., etc
 Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump, but two tees fall out of his
top  pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey Son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.
"What're they for?" enquires the Cork man.
"They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods
"Jaysus", says the Cork man, "Dem boys at Volvo tink of everything!!!"