[lfjokes] Meeting the parents

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner.  This is to be
 her first time meeting the family, and she is very nervous.  They all sit
 down and begin eating a fine meal.  The woman is beginning to feel a little
 discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas
 pains are just about making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she
 decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud,
 but everyone at the table heard  the poof.  Before she even had a chance to
 be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog which had been
 snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!" The
 woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A few
 minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.  This time, she
 didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father
 again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit  Skippy!"  Once again then woman
 smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later, the woman had to let another
 one rip. This time, she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that
 rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog
 with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits
 on you!"