[lfjokes] I'd Love to Be Six Again

[Adam Shand]

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Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

"I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in
the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -
everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.

Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac
along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie -- the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!  Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.  He leaned over and
lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye
opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."

The moral of this story is: If a woman speaks and a man is actually
listening, he will still get it wrong.