[lfjokes] PMS

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all 
a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is 
a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet 
of every husband, boyfriend or significant other.

1.  DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? 
    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? 
    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

2.  DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? 
    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. 
    SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

3.  DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? 
    SAFER: Could we be overreacting? 
    SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

4.  DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? 
    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. 
    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 

5.  DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? 
    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. 
    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.