[lfjokes] Cowboy Boots

[Simondo]

From: The Jokes List <simondo at paradise.net.nz>


  An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam
  always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing
  some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home,
  walking proudly.
 
  He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife,
  "Notice anything different, Helen?
 
  Helen looks him over, "Nope."
 
  Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look.
  Notice anything different about me?"
 
  Helen looks again, "Nope."
 
  Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom,
   undresses, and walks back into the room completely
  naked except for his boots.

  Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice
  anything DIFFERENT?"
 
  Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's
  hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
  it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
 
  Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING
  DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT
  MY NEW BOOTS!"
 
  To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam,
  Shoulda bought a hat.