[lfjokes] (Fwd) [Jokes List] The Lion Tamer

[Simondo]

From: The Jokes List <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

   A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up.
   One  is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous
   blonde  about the same age.
    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one
    ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're
   history. Here's your equipment; chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try
   out first?"
   The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and
   the  gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl  and
   pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her 
coat
   revealing her beautiful naked body.
   The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts
   licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and
   rests  his head at her feet.
    The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
   display  like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks,
  "Can you top that?"
 
   The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."