[lfjokes] An elderly couple

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 An elderly  couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it
 was time for  marriage.

  Before the  wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation
 regarding how their  marriage might work. They discussed finances, living
 arrangements and so on.

 Finally the  old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
 their physical  relationship.

 "How do you  feel about sex?" he asked.

 "Well," she  says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like
 it infrequently."

 The old  gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his glasses,
 he looked  her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two?"