[lfjokes] Sports Commentators

[Adam Shand]

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Now that the Winter Olympic Games are here, let us prepare for the
probability of new sportscaster bone-head comments by reviewing some of
their past boners ...

* Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator: "This is Gregoriava from
  Bulgaria...I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

* Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse,
  I once rode her mother."

* Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
  behind it which is identical."

* Greg Norman: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and
  father."

* Alan Minter: "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing --
  but none of them serious."

* Terry Venables: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
  the same thing again"

* Ron Atkinson: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it...
  you can see it all over their faces."

* Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of
  the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

* Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
  Dicks on the field."

* David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down
  the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

* US tv commentator: "One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well
  is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
  them...Oh my God, what have I just said?"