[lfjokes] Girls' and Boys' Prayers

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

   A Girls Prayer:

   Lord,
   Before I lay me down to sleep,
   I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
   One who's handsome, smart and strong,
   One who's willy's thick and long.
   One who thinks before he speaks,
   When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
  
   I pray that he is gainfully employed,
   And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
   Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
   Massages my back and begs to do more.
  
   Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
   Knows just what to say when I ask "How big's my
   behind?"
   One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
   In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
   I pray that this man will love me no end,
   And never attempts to shag my best friend.
   And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
   I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
  
   Amen.
  
  
  
   A Boy's Prayer:

   Lord,
   I pray for a lady with big tits.
   Amen