[lfjokes] Letter to the FAA

[Adam Shand]

Letter To the FAA (Federal Aviation Administration)

Dear Sirs,

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same
time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women
we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked 
woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would start
flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have 
record sales.

Why didn't Congress think of this?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton