[lfjokes] A real pro...

[Simondo]

From: simondo <simondo at paradise.net.nz>

 A man takes a week off and decides to play a round of golf
 everyday.
 
 First thing Monday he sets off on his first round and soon
 catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is a woman
 and as he gets closer to her on the Par 3, he sees that she is
 a stunner. He's interested and suggests that they play the rest
 of the round together.
 
 She agrees and a very close match ensues. She turns out also
 to be a very talented golfer and she wins their little match on the
 last hole. He congratulates her in the car park then offers to give
 her a lift when hesees she doesn't have a car. All in all it's been
 a highly enjoyable morning.
 
 On the way to her place, she thanks him for the morning's company
 and competition and says she hasn't enjoyed herself on the course
 for a long time.
 "In fact," she says, "I'd like you to pull over so I can show you
 how much I appreciated everything. " He pulls over, they kiss and she
 ends up giving him a blow job.
 
 The next morning he spies her at the first tee and suggest they play
 together again. He's actually quite competitive and slightly peeved
 that she beat him the previous day. Again they have a magnificent
 day, enjoying each others company and playing a tight round of golf.
 Again she pips him at the last, and again he drives her home, and
 again she goes down on him in appreciation.
 
 This goes on all week, with her beating him narrowly everyday.
 This is a sore point for his male ego, but nevertheless in the car
 home on Friday he tells her that he had such a fine week that he
 has a surprise planned: dinner for two at a candle-lit restaurant
 followed by a night of passion in the penthouse apartment of a
 city hotel. Surprisingly, she burst into tears and says she can't
 agree to this.
 
 He can't work out what the fuss is about but eventually she admits
 the truth. You see," she says, "I'm a transvestite." He is aghast.
 He swerves violently off  the road, pulls the car to a screeching
 halt and curses madly,overcome with emotion."I'm sorry" she repeats.
 "You bastard," he screams (rather red in the face), "you cheating
 fucking bastard, you've been playing off the ladies tees all week!