[lfjokes] Language Problem...

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    There was this Asian lady married to an English
    gentleman and they lived in London. The woman was not very proficient
    in English, but managed to communicate with her husband.
   
     The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
     One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs.
     She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
     lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the
     lady went home with pork legs.

     The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
     know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the
     butcher her breast.The lady got what she wanted.

     The 3rd day, the unfortunate lady needed to buy sausages.
     Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her
     husband to the store...
   
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     What were you thinking?
   
     Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!