[lfjokes] Wabbits!

[Simondo]

  A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little
  lisp:
  "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
 
  And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level,
  and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black 
wabby
  or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"
 
  She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet
  voice:"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a fuck!"