[lfjokes] I'm with the gentleman...

[Simondo]

    A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his 
 regular table , he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all  
alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle
 of merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is
 his. 


 The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying,
 "This from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note
 over to the man.

    The note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a 
 Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
 your pants.

    The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her, and
 it reads: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW
 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
 million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman beautiful as you,
 would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."