[lfjokes] Geography Lesson 101

[Simondo]

  1     The Geography of a Woman


 Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
 Half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around
 the fertile deltas.

 Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
 Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade with cash or
 cars.

 Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
 Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

 Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
 She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm
 and desirable place to visit.

 Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq.
 She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
 reconstruction is now necessary.

 Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada.
 Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
 frigid climate keeps people away.

 Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
 With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.
 After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan.
 Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


  2     The Geography of a Man

 Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe.
 Ruled by a dick.