[lfjokes] A fitting sendoff...

[Simondo]

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the 
end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they 
accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. 
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.  

She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.  A ceremony is again 
held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are 
again carrying out the casket.  As they are walking, the husband cries out, 
"Watch the fucking wall!"