[lfjokes] Memories

[Simondo]

At 85 years, Morris marries a lovely 25-year-old woman. Because her new 
husband is so old, the woman decides that on their wedding night, they 
should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that the old fellow could 
overexert himself.  

After the wedding festivities, she prepares herself for bed and for the knock on 
the door she is expecting. Sure enough, the knock comes and there is her 85-
year-old groom ready for action. They unite in conjugal union and all goes 
well, whereupon he takes his leave of her and she prepares to go to sleep for 
the night.  

After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door and there old Morris is again, 
ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling, 
which is again successful. The octogenarian once again bids her a fond good 
night and leaves.   

She is certainly ready for slumber at this point, and, after a few more minutes, 
is close to sleep. But for the third time, there is a knock at the door and there 
he is again -- fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for more. Again they ravish one 
another.   

As they're basking in the afterglow, the young bride says to him, "I am 
thoroughly impressed that at your age you have enough juice to go at it three 
times. I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one 
time. You're a great lover, Morris."   

Morris, looking quite confused, turns to her and asks, "You mean I was here 
already?"