[lfjokes] Ears never do what you want...

[Simondo]

There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell 
her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have 
experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it...  

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached 
the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for 
today?"   

"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a 
crowded office and say things like that."   

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in 
this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with 
your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor 
in private."   

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The 
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the 
doctor for today?"   

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded 
approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.   

"And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.