[lfjokes] More on Santa and Unix...

[Simondo]

From: "Colin Dabritz" <colin at dabritz.org>
URL: http://notendur.centrum.is/~jbk/humour/santa.htm

While were on a santa/unix stint here..  just what *does* he do the other 364? 
  

Lets examine the evidence: 
1.Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny. 
2.When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted 
are infinitesimal. 
3.Santa seldom answers your mail. 
4.When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says, "Elves 
make it for me." 
5.Santa doesn't care about your deadlines. 
6.Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the work 
themselves. 
7.Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions. 
8.Santa laughs entirely too much. 
9.Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME. 
10.Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.  

Is santa a sys-admin?