[lfjokes] Beaver tales......

[Simondo]

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor 
asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old  says, "I've never felt better. I have 
an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant  with my child. What do you think about 
that?"   

The doctor considers his  question for a minute and says, "I have a friend who 
is an avid hunter and  never misses a season. One day when he was going 
out in a bit of a hurry, he  accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his 
gun. When he got to the  creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the 
stream of water. He raised  his umbrella and went; "Bang, bang," and the 
beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"   

The 80-year-old said,  "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."   

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."