[lfjokes] Santa Claus Learns Unix

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From: Colin Dabritz <colin at dabritz.org>
URL: http://jeffcovey.net/linux/humor.html

Santa Claus Learns Unix

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town
cat /etc/passwd >list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice >giftlist
santa claus <north pole > town

who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {be good}

echo "Oh,"

better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus <north pole >town