[lfjokes] It pays to be patient...

[Simondo]

A cop was patrolling just before midnight in a well-known spot for 'parking'. He 
sees a couple in a car with the interior light on. He gets closer to the car and 
sees a young man behind the wheel reading a computer magazine and a 
young woman on the rear seat apparently knitting. Puzzled by this surprising 
situation, the cop walks to the car and knocks at the window. The young man 
lowers his window...  

"Yes, officer?"  

"What are you doing?"  

"Well, isn't it obvious? I'm reading a magazine."  

Pointing toward the young woman, the cop says, "And her, what is she 
doing?" The young man shrugs. "I believe she's knitting a pullover."  

The cop is totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night...and 
nothing obscene is happening!  

"What's your age, young man?"  

"I'm 22, Sir"  

"And her, what's her age?"  

The young man looks at his watch and says, "She'll be 18 in 20 minutes."