[lfjokes] A Night of Passion

[Simondo]

A typical married couple were lying in bed one night.The wife had curled up 
ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.   

As he was reading, he would periodically reach over to his wife and fondle her. 
 He did this a few times but only for a very short time each time. He would 
then stop and resume reading his book.  The wife gradually became aroused 
with this and thought that her husband was seeking some response or 
encouragement before going any further.  She got up and started stripping in 
front of him.  The husband was confused. "What are you doing taking your 
clothes off?" He asked.   

"You were fondling me." The wife replied. "I thought it was foreplay to 
stimulate making love with you tonight."   

The husband said,"no, not at all."   

"Well, what the hell were you doing then?" The wife asked.   

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."