[lfjokes] Why a handgun is better then a women

[Adam Shand]

Via: Mike Messick <mikem at tridigitalenterprises.com>

Subject: Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman

10.  You can trade an old .44 for two new.22's.
 9.  You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
 8.  If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
     and let you try a few rounds with it.
 7.  Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
 6.  Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
 5.  A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space and doesn't require
     200 pair of shoes.
 4.  Handguns function normally every day of the month.
 3.  A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
 2.  A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you are done using
     it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN

 1.  You can buy a silencer for a handgun!