[lfjokes] Bad prognosis...

[Simondo]

A woman accompanied her husband to his doctor's office. After his 
checkup,  the doctor called the wife into his office to speak to her 
alone.  

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very rare but severe disease, 
exacerbated by horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your 
husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. 
Always be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make 
him a nutritious meal taking extra care to make sure the food is fresh, 
natural, and has no artificial additives. For dinner, the same applies: 
prepare an especially nice meal, catering to the desires of his palate. 
Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't 
discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. Try 
to relax your husband in the evening by wearing sexy lingerie, giving him 
plenty of back rubs, and playing up to his fantasies. Allow him to watch 
any of the team sporting events on television as often and as long as he 
wants. And most importantly satisfy your husbands every whim several 
times a week.  If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I 
think your husband will regain his health completely."  

On the drive home, the husband quietly asked his wife, "What did the 
doctor say to you?"  

"You're going to die", she replied.