[lfjokes] Taliban

[Adam Shand]

Via: Mike Messick <mikem at tridigitalenterprises.com>

The Latest strategy to drive the remaining Taliban out of the mountains
of Afghanistan and Pakistan is to send in a team of Redneck Special
Forces.

Billy Bob, Bubba Dean, and Cooter have been sent in and told five
things about terrorists:

 1. The limit is two.
 2. The season ended last weekend.
 3. They taste just like chicken.
 4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, or country music
 5. Some are queer.

That should just about do it.  We can expect the war to be over by the end of 
the week... or whenever the beer and whisky runs out.  Whichever comes first!