[lfjokes] The Aeroplane Crash

[Simondo]

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only
4 parachutes.  

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball 
player, the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st
pack and left the plane.  

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, " I am the wife of the former US
President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president." So she
took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.  

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, " I'm the president of the 
United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of 
a superpower nation. And I am the cleverest president in American 
history, so America's people won't let me die." So he grabbed the pack 
next to him and jumped out of the plane.   

The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as a
Catholic I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."  

The girl said, "it's okay, there is a parachute left for you. America's
cleverest president has taken my schoolbag."