[lfjokes] Girls Night Out

[Simondo]

 Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they headed 
home, right before dawn, both of them pissed as newts, they felt the urge 
to "split the whisker". 

The only place to stop was a cemetery. Although scared and drunk, they 
stopped and decided to go there anyway. 

The first one did not have anything to wipe herself with, so she took off 
her panties, used them and discarded them. 

The second woman didn't find anything either, but thought. "I'm not 
getting rid of my panties..." so she used the ribbon off a flower wreath. 


The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the 
phone, and one says to the other, "We have to be on the look-out. It 
seems those two were up to no good last night. My wife came home without 
her panties." 

The other responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to 
her bum that read, "We will never forget you."