[lfjokes] Bobs Standard Bonehead Reply Form...

[Simondo]

A bit of background:  Bobs is a denizen of the nz.general newsgroup with 
a certain way with words and intolerance of anything he might consider 
vaguely liberal.  This is is standard reply to those he feels fits this 
category.  


Subject: Re: Soo, when will NZ join the rest of the world on the 
internet?
From: Bobs <blah at extra.co.nz>
Newsgroups: nz.comp,nz.general

Needs to be touched up methinks.

----- STANDARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 9001.6) -----

Dear:

[X] Sadpacking cretin
[X]  Homosexual arse assassin
[X] Pillow biting butt warrior
[X] Politcally correct cockless fudge packer
[X] Shameless pile of anal leakage
[X] Jism licking rear admiral
[X] Unwashed flower child
[X] Shit stabbing dung ninja

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[X] You're a filthy pile a rectum dribble
[X] You're a spineless PC Poofter
[X] I don't like you at all and I wish something unpleasent to happen to
you 
[X] You're a suspected communist sypathiser 
[X] You lack my intelligence and aren't worthy of my time 
[X] I fucked your wife and it was  only sloppy seconds 
[  ] You fucked my wife and it was sloppy seconds 
[  ] Your wife fucked my wife 
[  ] And my mum 
[  ] And Dad 
[  ] Plus the Dog 
[  ] And the dildo looks juicy too 
[X] You are a suspected moron 
[  ] You did none of the above but appear to be generally worthless

To Repent, You Must:

[X] Share all your porn, especially the Asian lesbian series, with us. 
[X] Refer to yourself as "Chief Fudge packer" for the rest of the week.
[X] Share all your porn, especially the Asian lesbian series, with us.
[X] Tell everyone you meet that Helen Clarke "is a sexy bitch with killer
poontang" 
[X] Share all your porn, especially the Asian lesbian series, with us.
[X] Answer the phone as "Handon Cock" for the week 
[X] Share all your porn, especially the Asian lesbian series, with us. 
[  ] Think of your mum while slapping about the soldier 
[X] Think of your dad while slapping about the soldier 
[X] Share all your porn, especially the Asian lesbian series, with us.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[  ] I'm better in bed than you
[  ] And your mum can back that up
[  ] Twice
[  ] You're so fat, planet Earth lives on you
[  ] I bet you were bullied at school
[  ] By your sister
[  ] Who is six years your junior
[X] All of the above

Thankyou.