[lfjokes] Blonde goes to Vegas

[Simondo]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single
roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude."  

With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the dice while
yelling, "Mama needs new clothes!"  

Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" and she begins jumping up 
and down and hugging each of the dealers.   

With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.  

The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them
asks,"What did she roll anyway?"  

The other answers, "I thought YOU were watching!"  


Moral: Not all blondes are dumb!