[lfjokes] Two Fleas

[Simondo]

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a 
vacation. 

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking. The
other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?" 

The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache 
of a guy on a Harley."  

The other flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try 
what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you 
are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in 
where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of." 


The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next 
summer.  

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering
and shaking again. 

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" 

"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New
Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young
stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so
nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the
mustache of a guy on a Harley!