[lfjokes] Till death do we part...

[Simondo]

She married and had 13 children.  Her husband died.  She soon married 
again and had 7 more children.  Again, her husband died.  She remarried 
and had 5 more children.  Alas, she finally died.  

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord thanking Him 
for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to Go forth and 
multiply."  

In his eulogy the preacher said, "Lord, they're finally together."  

Leaning over to a neighbour, one mourner quietly asked,  "Do you think he 
means her first, second or third husband?"  

The neighbor replied, "I think he means her legs."