[lfjokes] This is seriously kinky!

[Simondo]

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her 
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young 
man entered.   

He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.  

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward her.  

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned 
over and whispered to her,'I'll do anything,absolutely anything, that you 
want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20---on one condition.'   

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.  

The young man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in 
just three words.'   

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed
from her purse a $20 bill, which she pressed into the young man's hand
along with her address.  

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully said......  

"Clean my house."