[lfjokes] The Virgin Daughters

[Simondo]

A mother had 3 VIRGIN daughters. They were all getting married within a 
short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life 
would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the 
honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a 
card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but 
"Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got 
out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good til the last drop." Mom blushed, but 
was pleased for her daughter.   

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and 
the card read: Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her 
husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra 
Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for 
her daughter.   

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a 
week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole 
month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were 
the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar 
magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found 
the ad for British Airways. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a 
week, both ways." Mom fainted .....