[lfjokes] The Elderly Engagement

[Simondo]

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision
to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the
way they pass a drugstore.  Jacob suggests they go in.  

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"  

The pharmacist answers "Yes".  

Jacob: "We're about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?"  

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."  

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"  

Pharmacist: "All kinds."  

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "  

Pharmacist: "Definitely."  

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"  

Pharmacist: "Of course."  

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"  

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.  The works."  

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for 
Parkinson's disease?"  

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."  

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"  

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."  

Jacob says to the pharmacist:  "We'd like to set up a gift registry here,
please."