[lfjokes] Things Have Changed With Airlines...

[Simondo]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the
passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she
said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith
Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination." 

Joe, who was sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman? I think I had better have a scotch and
soda." 

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I 
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?" 
"Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, the entire crew is female." 
"My God!" said Joe. "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't know 
what to think with only women up there in the cockpit." 
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it a 
cockpit. Now, it's the box office."