[lfjokes] BeerDrinking Buddies? (Well Blow Me!)

[Simondo]

Graham and Paul fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of 
money,altogether they had a staggering 50 pence.  

Graham said 'Hang on I've an idea' - went into the butchers shop next 
door and came out with one large Cumberland Sausage.  

Paul - 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all' 

Graham - 'Don't worry - just follow me' and went into the pub where he
immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniels. 

Paul - 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be 
in, we haven't got any money!!'  

Graham - 'Don't' worry - I've got a plan - Cheers' 

They had their drinks and Graham said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage 
through my zip - you get on your knees and put it in your mouth' Said and
done - the landlord noticed it, went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk -all for 
free. At the 10th pub Paul said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue 
this any  longer - I'm pissed and my knees are killing me'  

Graham - 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub!