[lfjokes] iraq humor ...

[Adam Shand]

Via: Craig_Wright at moh.govt.nz
From: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm

"More and more information coming out on Saddam Hussein. We now know 
that he has, like, 24 presidential palaces. Each one of these palaces of 
Saddam's has a dolphin pool and an amusement park. Well, if you didn't 
think this guy was creepy before ? now he's starting to sound like 
Michael Jackson." -- David Letterman

"President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants 
them to have a Western-style democracy like ours. So right now in Iraq, 
the economy is collapsing, businessmen are corrupt, and Hussein wants 
his son to take over as president. Sounds like mission accomplished." -- 
Jay Leno

"What was left unclear...is what will happen after Saddam is gone? 
Democracy seems unlikely, so the hope is that Saddam will be replaced by 
a more pliable leader, someone we can work with to keep the country 
under control, maintain regional balance of power. Someone sympathetic, 
secular, someone like, oh...1982 Saddam." -- Jon Stewart

"Robbery's up, murder's up, prostitution's up. I'm telling you, New York 
City is back!" ?David Letterman, on the FBI's report of an increase in
violent crime