[lfjokes] Octopus

[Simondo]

From: Craig Wright <froggy at paradise.net.nz>

A guy walks into a bar with an octopus. He sits the
octopus down on a stool and tells everyone in the bar
that this is a very talented octopus. "He can play
any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the bar laughs at the man, calling him an
idiot. So he says he will wager $50 to anyone who has
an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A customer walks up with a guitar and sets it beside
the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar
and starts playing better than Jimi Hendrix. The guitar
owner pays up the $50. Another customer walks up with a
trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better
than Miles Davis. The trumpet-owner coughs up the $50.

Then Jim, a Scotsman, plonks some bagpipes on the table.
The octopus fumbles with the bagpipes for a minute and
then backs off with a confused look. "Ha!" the Scot says.
"Can ye nae plae it?" The octopus looks up at him and says,
"Play it? I'm going to shag it as soon as I figure out how
to get its pyjamas off."