[lfjokes] Damn this is funny shit...

[Adam Shand]

Via: null at spack.org <null at spack.org>

Top ten things Jesus DID NOT say when he was on the cross:

10. I can't believe my dad didn't show up for this.

9. A little to the left, please.

8. Is that all you got, bitch?

7. Who are you calling a hippie?

6. Is this cedar? It smells nice.

5. I thought they said I was going on a cruise, not a crucifix.

4. I'd like to thank the academy. . .

3. I'm not Jesus. I'm heysoos. . . I'M HEYSOOS!

2. You call that a pike?

1. I can see my house from up here.