[lfjokes] Male and female flies.

Adam Shand adam at personaltelco.net
Mon Jan 13 14:47:18 EST 2003


From: Mike Messick <mikem at tridigitalenterprises.com>
To: Adam Shand <larry at spack.org>

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with 
a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

"Oh.  Killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."




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