[lfjokes] Male and female flies.
Adam Shand
adam at personaltelco.net
Mon Jan 13 14:47:18 EST 2003
From: Mike Messick <mikem at tridigitalenterprises.com>
To: Adam Shand <larry at spack.org>
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with
a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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