[lfjokes] LOTR -- Ringspotting...

[simondo]

"Choose life. Choose a side. Choose a quest. Choose a fellowship. Choose
a fucking big sword. Choose elven cloaks, horses, mallorns, and rings of
power...choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are and why you've got
to destroy the fucking thing. Choose sitting by a fire listening to
mind-numbing, spirit-crushing ballads, stuffing fucking lembas into your
mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a
miserable volcano, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
fucked up brats who left home with you. Choose a future. Choose
life...But why would I want to do a thing like that?"