[lfjokes] Turner Brown

[simondo]

 Mike goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy
standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him,
looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3
lbs each, Turner Brown".
 
 Mike just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels
down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks,
"Are you Ok??" In a very weak voice Mike says, "Excuse me, but what did
you just say to me?"
 
 The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles
weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown."

 Mike said, "Oh Thank God!!! I thought you said "Turn Around".