[lfjokes] Male Valentine's Day

[simondo]

New Valentines Day


Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts,flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their
life.

Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day." Simple, effective
and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so you ladies can
have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin
pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new
age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to
ensure a more memorable March!

It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already spreading, but
as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.