[lfjokes] Say What?

[simondo]

   A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his 
   mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and 
   hands."Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles 
   black?"Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here 
   to wash your face and hands."He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my 
   testicles black?"Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to 
   wash your face and hands."The ward sister was passing and saw the man 
   getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was 
   wrong."Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"Being a nurse of 
   longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, 
   pulled down his pyjama trousers, moved his penis out of the way, had a 
   right good look, pulled up the pyjamas, replaced the bedclothes and 
   announced, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!"At this the man pulled off his 
   oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???"