[lfjokes] The Blonde Genies

[simondo]

  A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
  partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
  Two blonde genies appear, they tell him he has been granted three 
  wishes.
  The guy makes his three wishes and then the blonde genies disappear.
 
  The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion
  surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them.
 
  The next morning he begins to explore the mansion.  Suddenly he feels
  something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered
  in $100 bills.
 
  Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there
  are two people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
  outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by
  the neck until he's dead.
 
  The Klansmen walk off.  As they're walking away, they remove their
  hoods; it's the two blonde genies.
 
  One blonde genie says to the other one, "Hey, I can understand the
  first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make 
  love to."
 
  "I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire", she
  continued.
 
  "But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."