[lfjokes] Fact? (new worst joke candidate)

[simondo]

  CNN/Reuters: News reports have filtered out early this morning that US
  forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained teacher
  Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in
  possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US
  President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming
  evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.