[lfjokes] Suicide - the easy way

[simondo]

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of
his standard response of reassuring her that this wasn't the case, her
husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want
your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and
rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, 
and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How
long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of
years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper 
between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" 
He shrugged and said, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?" 

He lived, and with extensive therapy, he may even walk again.