[lfjokes] The Proctologist...

[simondo]

 This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good
 proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and 
 practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork
 in his butt!

 He thinks it's a little strange,so he pulls it and music starts
 playing! "...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road
 again..."

 The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the M.A. and drags the poor
 guy back to the table."Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out
 again"...On the road again..."

 The M.A. is totally unimpressed..."So what?" he says."Isn't that
 the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked,"Are you
 kidding?" says the M.A."Any asshole can sing country music!"