[lfjokes] Living in 2003

[simondo]

You know you're living in 2003 when.....
    
1.  You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
     
2.  You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
     
3.  You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
     family of 3. 

4.  You e-mail your mate who works at the desk
     next to you. 

5.  Your reason for not staying in touch with  friends is that they
 do not have e-mail addresses.
     
6.  When you go home after a long day at work you still
     answer the phone in a business manner.
    
7.  When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally
     dial "0" to get an outside line.
     
8.  You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked
     for three different companies.
     
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
     
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job. 

12. Contractors out-number permanent staff and are more likely
     to get long-service awards.
    
     .. and the real clinchers are...
    
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. 

14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
    "friends".
     
15. You got this e-mail from a friend that never talks to you any
  more, except to send you jokes from the net.
     
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
     
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
       No.9.  (Bet you all did this one!?!?!?)